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07 June 2008 @ 03:38 am
HYPOTHETICAL FRIENDING MEME THAT IS VERY LARGE  
Do it or I stab you with a leaf.

NAME:
AGE:
LOCATION:
GENDER:
CHOOSE A QUOTE:
FAVOURITE FRUIT:
FAVOURITE VEGETABLE:
MOVIE:
SONGS AT THE MOMENT (FIVE):
TELEVISION SHOW:
ITEM OF FURNITURE:
MAGAZINE:
SNACK:
PLANT:
PLANET:
FIVE BANDS YOU LIKE:
VACATION SPOT:
RIDE IN A THEME PARK/CARNIVAL:
HOBBIES:
WEAPON:
CANDY:
WAY OF SUICIDE:
BODY PART:
COLOUR:
CHILDHOOD MEMORY:
MOMENT OF CORRUPTION:
WHEN DID YOU LOSE "IT":
SEXUALITY:
AN LOL WHAT PICTURE:
FAV ICON OF YOURSELF:
FAV HAT STYLE:

this OR that~ choose ONE or DIE (sentence explanations ARE ALWAYS WELCOMED)
BUTTONS OR ZIPPERS:
COOKIES OR MUFFINS:
HOOKERS OR HOSTESSES/HOSTS:
RICE OR NOODLES:
CITY OR COUNTRY:
CHOCOLATE OR CANDY:
YOUR MOTHER OR YOUR DOG:
KIDS OR PETS:
HALLOWEEN OR CHRISTMAS:
CONDOMS OR BIRTH CONTROL:
PIE OR CAKE:
CELL PHONES OR MP4/3 PLAYERS:
BLOWJOBS OR HANDJOBS:
PEDOBEAR OR MUDKIPZ:
OPRAH OR TYRA:
BABIES OR CHILDREN:
DILDOS OR BUTT PLUGS:

hypothetical situations//embarrassing situations

IF YOU GOT INTO A  BET FOR A FIGHT WITH THE POPE, ELMO, AND TIGER WOODS, WHO WOULD WIN/HOW MUCH WOULD YOU WAGER:
TELL ABOUT YOUR FIRST TIME (DETAILS ACCEPTED):
EMBARRASSING PLANE FLIGHT MOMENT:
IF YOU WERE STUCK IN AN ELEVATOR WITH NO OPTION BUT TO MAKE SUSHI FROM PLACENTA AND MUPPETS, KISS ARNOLD SCHIAHFIEJIEJIENEGER'S BUTTHOLE, AND REPEATEDLY CLOSE A LARGE BOOK ON YOUR DICK/BOOBS/FACE, WHICH WOULD YOU CHOOSE AND WHY:
IF YOU WERE TRAPPED IN A CLOSET WHAT WOULD YOU DO:
IF YOU WERE TOLD SANTA CLAUS AND JESUS HAVE TEA AND READ OPRAH'S BOOK LIST, WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT:
IF YOU HAD TO TAKE AN EXPANSIVE, MINDLESS SURVEY, WHAT WOULD YOU SAY:
IF YOU WERE TO BE GANGBANGED BY THE CAST OF HANNAH MONTANA, HOW WOULD YOU REACT:
LASTLY, IF YOU WERE TO GET RICH AND DIE TRYING, WHAT WOULD YOUR LAST WORDS BE:

final thoughts

END MESSAGE/WHAT YOU WOULD PUT AS YOUR YEARBOOK QUOTE:










 
 
where u at: in a bunk bed
mood: amusedamused
music : sky blue sky - wilco
 
 
 
ohhhhbrendonohhhhbrendon on June 8th, 2008 07:48 am (UTC)
LOL
NAME:Brendon
AGE:21
LOCATION:Your pants.
GENDER:MALE
CHOOSE A QUOTE:how about I don't
FAVOURITE FRUIT: oranges
FAVOURITE VEGETABLE: carrots
MOVIE: Ummmmm
SONGS AT THE MOMENT (FIVE): CSS Suxxx, aside from that I have no clue.
TELEVISION SHOW: Your mom.
ITEM OF FURNITURE: wtf
MAGAZINE: I dunno.
SNACK: ?
PLANT: who cares omg
PLANET: why would I think about that
FIVE BANDS YOU LIKE: um, My very own band, Panic at the Disco is so awesome it can fill all five spots.
VACATION SPOT: your pants, again
RIDE IN A THEME PARK/CARNIVAL: a dick, behind a coaster or something
HOBBIES: fucking
WEAPON: peace!
CANDY: cockpops
WAY OF SUICIDE: um
BODY PART: my very own ass!
COLOUR: PURPLE
CHILDHOOD MEMORY: uh
MOMENT OF CORRUPTION: well, I suppose when Lindz got me to fuck in that bathroom.
WHEN DID YOU LOSE "IT": ... when I fucked lindz in that bathroom
SEXUALITY: Gayer than a rainbow unicorn
AN LOL WHAT PICTURE: no
FAV ICON OF YOURSELF: anyone of me is great
FAV HAT STYLE: I enjoy party hats.

this OR that~ choose ONE or DIE (sentence explanations ARE ALWAYS WELCOMED)
BUTTONS OR ZIPPERS: buttons, I like to rip them open
COOKIES OR MUFFINS: cookies
HOOKERS OR HOSTESSES/HOSTS: hookers
RICE OR NOODLES: noodles
CITY OR COUNTRY: sity
CHOCOLATE OR CANDY: chocolate isn't candy?
YOUR MOTHER OR YOUR DOG: mommy
KIDS OR PETS: oh dear lord, pets
HALLOWEEN OR CHRISTMAS: HALLOWEEN
CONDOMS OR BIRTH CONTROL: condoms
PIE OR CAKE: pies
CELL PHONES OR MP4/3 PLAYERS: mp3 player
BLOWJOBS OR HANDJOBS: DO I NEED TO ANSWER THIS
PEDOBEAR OR MUDKIPZ: neither
OPRAH OR TYRA: OH MY GOD HOW DO I CHOOSE
BABIES OR CHILDREN: none of the above
DILDOS OR BUTT PLUGS: THE REAL THING

hypothetical situations//embarrassing situations

IF YOU GOT INTO A BET FOR A FIGHT WITH THE POPE, ELMO, AND TIGER WOODS, WHO WOULD WIN/HOW MUCH WOULD YOU WAGER: elmo
TELL ABOUT YOUR FIRST TIME (DETAILS ACCEPTED): LINDZ, IN A BATHROOM, AT A PARTY
EMBARRASSING PLANE FLIGHT MOMENT: NO?
IF YOU WERE STUCK IN AN ELEVATOR WITH NO OPTION BUT TO MAKE SUSHI FROM PLACENTA AND MUPPETS, KISS ARNOLD SCHIAHFIEJIEJIENEGER'S BUTTHOLE, AND REPEATEDLY CLOSE A LARGE BOOK ON YOUR DICK/BOOBS/FACE, WHICH WOULD YOU CHOOSE AND WHY: I'D GO WITH ARNIE'S ASS
IF YOU WERE TRAPPED IN A CLOSET WHAT WOULD YOU DO: MASTURBATE?
IF YOU WERE TOLD SANTA CLAUS AND JESUS HAVE TEA AND READ OPRAH'S BOOK LIST, WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT: YES I WOULD
IF YOU HAD TO TAKE AN EXPANSIVE, MINDLESS SURVEY, WHAT WOULD YOU SAY: ...
IF YOU WERE TO BE GANGBANGED BY THE CAST OF HANNAH MONTANA, HOW WOULD YOU REACT: WELL, I'D KILL JACKSON
LASTLY, IF YOU WERE TO GET RICH AND DIE TRYING, WHAT WOULD YOUR LAST WORDS BE: IDK

final thoughts

END MESSAGE/WHAT YOU WOULD PUT AS YOUR YEARBOOK QUOTE:
'WHY THE FUCK AM I WRITING A YEARBOOK QUOTE'










Jon Mofo-ing Walker: pic#75646793lolblowme on June 8th, 2008 07:50 am (UTC)
Re: LOL
ILY BRISKY!

Dome?

Plz?


ohhhhbrendonohhhhbrendon on June 8th, 2008 08:02 am (UTC)
Re: LOL
ILU2 JON WALKER! :D
Jon Mofo-ing Walker: pic#75646786lolblowme on June 8th, 2008 08:11 am (UTC)
Re: LOL
Is that a no on the done, then?

=[

I'll even do it against the fridge.
captain obviousichthyosaurs on June 8th, 2008 07:53 am (UTC)
Re: LOL
LMAO YOU DEF MADE ME LAUGH THE HARDEST OUT OF ALL OF THESE A+
ohhhhbrendonohhhhbrendon on June 8th, 2008 08:03 am (UTC)
Re: LOL
I FEEL ACCOMPLISHED, AND I AM NOT BEING SARCASTIC WHEN I SAY THAT.
lovewithpain on June 8th, 2008 07:53 am (UTC)
Re: LOL
lmao omg, you mentioned Lindz so much
:[
I miss her :'[
Lindz!ooopinecone on June 18th, 2008 06:57 am (UTC)
Re: LOL
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cyanates on June 8th, 2008 07:55 am (UTC)
rude
you are so
I am Optimus Prime: pic#75642981fierceeeeee on June 8th, 2008 07:57 am (UTC)
Re: rude
you need extensive therapy i think
ohhhhbrendonohhhhbrendon on June 8th, 2008 08:04 am (UTC)
Re: LOL
THAT IS ONE FREAKY ASIAN