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07 June 2008 @ 03:38 am
HYPOTHETICAL FRIENDING MEME THAT IS VERY LARGE  
Do it or I stab you with a leaf.

NAME:
AGE:
LOCATION:
GENDER:
CHOOSE A QUOTE:
FAVOURITE FRUIT:
FAVOURITE VEGETABLE:
MOVIE:
SONGS AT THE MOMENT (FIVE):
TELEVISION SHOW:
ITEM OF FURNITURE:
MAGAZINE:
SNACK:
PLANT:
PLANET:
FIVE BANDS YOU LIKE:
VACATION SPOT:
RIDE IN A THEME PARK/CARNIVAL:
HOBBIES:
WEAPON:
CANDY:
WAY OF SUICIDE:
BODY PART:
COLOUR:
CHILDHOOD MEMORY:
MOMENT OF CORRUPTION:
WHEN DID YOU LOSE "IT":
SEXUALITY:
AN LOL WHAT PICTURE:
FAV ICON OF YOURSELF:
FAV HAT STYLE:

this OR that~ choose ONE or DIE (sentence explanations ARE ALWAYS WELCOMED)
BUTTONS OR ZIPPERS:
COOKIES OR MUFFINS:
HOOKERS OR HOSTESSES/HOSTS:
RICE OR NOODLES:
CITY OR COUNTRY:
CHOCOLATE OR CANDY:
YOUR MOTHER OR YOUR DOG:
KIDS OR PETS:
HALLOWEEN OR CHRISTMAS:
CONDOMS OR BIRTH CONTROL:
PIE OR CAKE:
CELL PHONES OR MP4/3 PLAYERS:
BLOWJOBS OR HANDJOBS:
PEDOBEAR OR MUDKIPZ:
OPRAH OR TYRA:
BABIES OR CHILDREN:
DILDOS OR BUTT PLUGS:

hypothetical situations//embarrassing situations

IF YOU GOT INTO A  BET FOR A FIGHT WITH THE POPE, ELMO, AND TIGER WOODS, WHO WOULD WIN/HOW MUCH WOULD YOU WAGER:
TELL ABOUT YOUR FIRST TIME (DETAILS ACCEPTED):
EMBARRASSING PLANE FLIGHT MOMENT:
IF YOU WERE STUCK IN AN ELEVATOR WITH NO OPTION BUT TO MAKE SUSHI FROM PLACENTA AND MUPPETS, KISS ARNOLD SCHIAHFIEJIEJIENEGER'S BUTTHOLE, AND REPEATEDLY CLOSE A LARGE BOOK ON YOUR DICK/BOOBS/FACE, WHICH WOULD YOU CHOOSE AND WHY:
IF YOU WERE TRAPPED IN A CLOSET WHAT WOULD YOU DO:
IF YOU WERE TOLD SANTA CLAUS AND JESUS HAVE TEA AND READ OPRAH'S BOOK LIST, WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT:
IF YOU HAD TO TAKE AN EXPANSIVE, MINDLESS SURVEY, WHAT WOULD YOU SAY:
IF YOU WERE TO BE GANGBANGED BY THE CAST OF HANNAH MONTANA, HOW WOULD YOU REACT:
LASTLY, IF YOU WERE TO GET RICH AND DIE TRYING, WHAT WOULD YOUR LAST WORDS BE:

final thoughts

END MESSAGE/WHAT YOU WOULD PUT AS YOUR YEARBOOK QUOTE:










 
 
where u at: in a bunk bed
mood: amusedamused
music : sky blue sky - wilco
 
 
 
cyanates on June 7th, 2008 08:41 am (UTC)
Re: dry humor or how i need more salt
hypothetical situations//embarrassing situations

IF YOU GOT INTO A BET FOR A FIGHT WITH THE POPE, ELMO, AND TIGER WOODS, WHO WOULD WIN/HOW MUCH WOULD YOU WAGER: Elmo, $69,000,000,000.
TELL ABOUT YOUR FIRST TIME (DETAILS ACCEPTED): It hurt, I whined, it was raep, it was with Bob, so automatic no.
EMBARRASSING PLANE FLIGHT MOMENT: Trans-Atlantic wet dream.
IF YOU WERE STUCK IN AN ELEVATOR WITH NO OPTION BUT TO MAKE SUSHI FROM PLACENTA AND MUPPETS, KISS ARNOLD SCHIAHFIEJIEJIENEGER'S BUTTHOLE, AND REPEATEDLY CLOSE A LARGE BOOK ON YOUR DICK/BOOBS/FACE, WHICH WOULD YOU CHOOSE AND WHY: Sushi from placenta and muppets is highly valued in some countries. So that one.
IF YOU WERE TRAPPED IN A CLOSET WHAT WOULD YOU DO: I would come out with R. Kelly, simple.
IF YOU WERE TOLD SANTA CLAUS AND JESUS HAVE TEA AND READ OPRAH'S BOOK LIST, WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT: Yeah, because I watch them from the cellar with Satan while we drink wine coolers and read dirty magazines.
IF YOU HAD TO TAKE AN EXPANSIVE, MINDLESS SURVEY, WHAT WOULD YOU SAY: "Fuck, I could've sworn she was eighteen."
IF YOU WERE TO BE GANGBANGED BY THE CAST OF HANNAH MONTANA, HOW WOULD YOU REACT: I would take a lot of cold showers for the next decade. Then I would sell the footage to anonymous sources.
LASTLY, IF YOU WERE TO GET RICH AND DIE TRYING, WHAT WOULD YOUR LAST WORDS BE: "Really? She told me her eighteenth birthday was tomorrow."

final thoughts

END MESSAGE/WHAT YOU WOULD PUT AS YOUR YEARBOOK QUOTE: "What a long strange trip it's been in Eric's basement."


IT CUT ME OFF FOR EXCEEDING CHARACTERS LMAO
captain obvious: iron manichthyosaurs on June 7th, 2008 09:04 am (UTC)
Re: dry humor or how i need more salt
YOU'RE A PONY PERSON